Satiated Beavers Tour Day 5

Day 5 … according to Stephanie “Kitty” Dorsey
Las Vegas to Long Beach, Califas

What up! Here is Monday, Day 5 coming at you! While most Americans were starting their work week the Beavers were either still in bed or pool side sipping Bloody Marys. Around noon we packed up our kits and gifts for the Da Bus and rolled outta Vegas. Our ride to Cali would be a scorcher, good thing it was a short drive. When Shalay announced that we would be passing the world’s largest thermometer (fulfilling one of her punishments from Kangaroo court) it read a cool 105 degrees. Once we made it out of the desert and into the coastal plains, it was as if Da Bus’s A/C had turned on. The Beavers started to move around a bit more and you could fill the excitement of being in a new cooler state.

With several stops, including one at Peggy Sue’s for lunch, we arrived in Long Beach for our poolside BBQ hosted by the Belmont Shore Landsharks. It was my turn to give out the accessories and in true LBC fashion I had gold chains with a big $ sign for my fellow beavers. After friendly convo, burgers, chicken sausage, and beers we headed over to Miller’s where most of the beavers would be staying. Linda Miller is one of the Belmont Shore coaches and was also one of the first women to play rugby overseas representing the U.S. of A! Miller and Grace were awesome hosts. They put most of the Beavs in their back house next to their 1920’s crib that was about a mile from the beach. A couple of the other beavers stayed with Beef, Amy, and Brie who were equally amazing hosts. Beef and Chou Beaver were teammates in Florida so they got to catch up on the good ol‘ days.

After we dropped our kits we walked down to 2nd street, the main drag in the LBC. Accompanied by a few Landsharks, our first stop was Panama Joe’s. In true Beaver fashion we quickly took over the local bar which included a cover band. The drinks flowed and the Beavers started shaking their tails! Many of the locals, especially the ladies, seemed intrigued by the beaver take over. We did look pretty pimp in our matching beaver shirts, visors, and gold chains. Before leaving Joe’s we walked it out, got a free round of shots from The Moose, and danced with some of the local ladies. Our next stop in the LBC was Belmont Station. We headed straight to the dance floor and tore that shit up! T-Hole even danced it up with an older gal when her husband refused to step on the dance floor. Last call was quickly announced and the Beavers headed to the front door. All of the sudden…dun dun duuun a fight broke out! From what I could see there were three ladies involved which included plenty of grabbing and hair pulling. As the Beavers witnessed the throw down they all had different reactions. T-Hole and Touche clung to each other, Bags threw her donuts, and Rocky headed straight for the action. Rocky, with her Gucci bag intact, broke up the fight by grabbing one of the girls from behind and threw her to the ground. A few moments later a second fight had started and this time it was 3rd Degree who stepped in to break it up. Thank goodness the amazing Beavers of the 512 were there to save the day! Still a little thirsty and with some dance left in us we looked for a third place to party but we were out of luck. On our way back to Miller’s the free shots and other spirits of the night had gone straight to our beaver bladders. We scattered into a neighborhood where some of us leaned against cars and the side of houses and peed in unison. Feeling much lighter we finished our stroll to Miller’s and headed to bed.

And that is Day 5 according to Kitty.